Attention Downs Family: I just wanted to let you know we have hired a new live-in maid. Her name is Thomasina. She speaks no English but can cook a mean microwave burrito. Maybe we will bring her to our next family party!
awww what a cute little senorita. I love burritos! Can I hire Thomasina for some summer work? I will pay her room and board and $1 a day... $.25 more if she will poop scoop and scratch the old Papa's head and back and trim his toenails.
awww what a cute little senorita. I love burritos! Can I hire Thomasina for some summer work? I will pay her room
ReplyDeleteand board and $1 a day... $.25 more if she will poop scoop and scratch the old Papa's head and back and trim his toenails.
send her out to us
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